Why I Always Trust My Piper Instincts

Piper sammich + stein of beer + Geeks Who Drink night ≠ brilliant English paper

But, apparently:

Piper sammich + stein of beer + Geeks Who Drink night = calling Fate’s bluff with fortuitous results

I arrived in English class today, without a paper, only to have my English Professor revise his paper model to allow for "journal response essays" to be turned in whenever.

Huzzah!